Diebold Releases 2008 Election Results

The Onion has released a hilarious faux news report where Diebold accidentally reveals that John McCain wins the 2008 election with 48% of the vote. It is not a scandal but a company mistake and they apologize to their overlords while imploring the public to continue to participate in the fake election as planned. It is hard to explain, it's funny and SNL should consider stealing it.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early